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The Mythical # Sl*t Shoe

-Legend has it, this shoe was worn by the boss babe and abandoned, just like a messed up Cinderella, but in the dead of the night during a drug fuelled escapade.

It's rumored to have magical powers. Anyone who wears it makes false allegations and gets an inhuman ability to lie and manipulate...

Legend says it also has a stinky sock counterpart. But it had to be burned because it stunk too much from drug sweat...

The Magical Cottons

- Boss babe's cottons from her habit.

Boss babe brags they are the fullest and juiciest cottons in all the lands. One  simple whiff from anyone but the boss babe sends you into another galaxy. Disclaimer: Do not attempt to touch them or use them in any other way. It's fatal!

An odd thing to brag about as a 26 year old Adult. But none can come close to the juice level of these cottons that's one undisputed fact!

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